A Girl's Gotta Laugh

Well, there's a first time for everything and today, I entered my first greeting card contest.  I saw the contest, hosted by Hallmark Greeting Cards,  posted on Ovation TV Community Forum.  The theme of the contest is "A Girl's Gotta Laugh" and the criteria is 1. It has to be funny 2. It has to be sendable to many women 3.  Has to be cohesive - that is to say words and artwork are relevant to each other.  Here's my entry:

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The left speech bubble reads "Will this make my butt look big?"  The right bubble, "For you"

The inside of the card simply reads: "We're not alone!"   I'll let you know if I hear anything from Hallmark!